Thursday, May 22, 2008

Republican Prescription

Anne's little sister just took a job at Funny or Die and immediately sent this hilarious video. Check it out!

Sunday, May 18, 2008

USE YOUR BLINKER!

I've talked in the past about how terrible traffic can be in California but nothing about driving in SoCal irritates me more than people turning without using their turn signals. It doesn't matter what type of road I'm traveling on, people out here just switch lanes or make turns without giving notice of such actions and it is infuriating. To be clear, the drivers in San Diego are nowhere near as awful as Massholes or those of the New Jersey tribe so my life could be worse. However, when you're going along a street in your neighborhood and you come upon a stop sign and the person in front of you just makes a turn presumably out of nowhere, it screws up your whole reaction time and just pisses the shit out of me.

On Friday I was driving to work and some d-bag in a white Audi just cut into my lane without indicating he/she was about to make such a move. I had to hit the brakes but could barely control my frustration because it happens every day. I really wanted to floor it and plow right into the back of him Cole Trickle style but A. I'm not a Scientologist and B.) I'm not a fake NASCAR driver. The people of San Diego are on notice. Use your god damned blinker.